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Hi there I'm Jovine of class 101'06, 201'07, 3m2'08, 4m2'09 BPGHS xD Don't try to insult BP I love my school I'll kick your ass for insulting BP.
-The Naked Brothers Band~ ROCK ON!
-Kimi Raikkonen~JiaYou for the rest of the season!
-Devastated that Justine Henin retired D:
-Jay Chou FTW ;D
-TegoMass:MASSU~! x3
-Tomo, Setomaru D-BOYS~
-Fuji Syusuke TENSAI
-Flamin' LAVI <3 GoukaKaijin:HiBan!
-Aiba Hiroki AIBATEETH[gone T.T]
-Loyal supporter of BPMB yeah
-8D Talk crap.
-Sarcasm pwns the world.
-Obsession:Posting random lyrics.
-MASSU!!!!!! <333
-dRe-jo xD

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Sunday, November 30, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

CHINEN'S BIRTHDAY~
Next generation Massu =X
So cute lols.
No, people, he's not 5. He is 15.
Rofl.

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@ 12:50 am

D:
Or should it be xD ?
Mr Masuda Takahisa is gonna have really short black hair.
With those chubby cheeks?
It's bad ne.
Or it could be damn cool.
I don't know.
Really want to see the new haircut.
Since he hasn't really change the general shape of his hair since he was... 12?
Which is = since forever.
Ah, but it's for a new show yah?



Wednesday, November 26, 2008 @ 10:37 am

YAY~ COLOR!!(not my fault that they used the American spelling to name the album.)
I'll post up a picture of it soon.
Pi's solo seriously sucks -.-
Japanese boy band idols SHOULD NOT try to write songs in English. PURE ENGLISH.
Gosh.
My eyes. MAH EARS!
T__T



Friday, November 21, 2008 @ 1:03 am

You can imagine how free I am to be doing this. Gosh. I've been at home staring into space like this :
O______O


Done at around 0100 on 21st Nov 2008.

1. The person who tagged you is?
HuiYi.


2. Your relationship with him/her?
Odd.


3. Your 5 impressions of her.
Very fair (as in skin colour). Very... chubby.


4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you.
Rofl the smilies on the tiny squares of the graph paper that caused tons of other people to do so too. Created a trend.


5. The most memorable thing she had said to you?
Don't really remember. 说来说去都是那几句话.


6. If she becomes your lover, you will?
Wahlao. I'm not les.


7. If she becomes your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be?
Tsk.


8. If they become your enemy, you will?
They..?


9. (Repeat Question)*looks at the answer*
No idea what's this too.


10. What is it you want to tell for her now?
Consume more salads than fast food.


11. Your overall impression of her is?
Odd. A little scary.


12. How do you think people around you will feel around you?
I'm not too sure. Dangerous? Either because I'm really unfriendly or I'm too high may start injuring people accidentally.


13. What are the characteristics you have as a person that you admire?
Massu~ o_o Sorry this makes no sense.
I mean sarcasm.


14. Which characteristics do you dislike?
Lazy ._.
Rather bad-tempered sometimes. Trying to improve though.
The mood swings.


15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
-That guy-
AHAHAH only Ade knows this I think.
No lah. Joking.
I don't know. Not so lazy.
I strongly believe that I can accomplish great things if I'm not so lazy.
Seriously.


16. For people that care and likes you, say something to them.
I'm sorry that you guys have to tolerate more of my nonsense.
D: D:


17. Pass this quiz to 10 people that you wish to know how they feel about you.
No one will ever do this.
Random names.
1) Ginny.
2) My sister. (?!?!?!?! Not ever going to happen.)
3) Pong. <-- Tsk.
4) Alfred (LOL)
5) Adeline (If she does this I'll cut sarcasm for a day. LOL)
6) SiJia. She doesn't come here.
7) Fara. She's too cool to do this. xD
8) XueYun. Too gong to understand this.
9) YatHin. Yeah sure.
10) Ding Rong. I doubt she'll even recognise this. AHAHAHA.


18. Who is no.6 having relationship with?
I don't think there's anyone.


19. Is no.9 a male or female?
Male. Though we used to tease him 'cause he's ratehr feminine.I mean come on, obsession: origami?


20. If no. 7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
No. They are not les.


21. What is no.2 studying about?
Struggling with Malay Studies(?). I forgot what modules she's taking.
Don't really want to know.


22. What was the last time you had a chat with no. 3?
We haven't had chats for a really really long time. Like months?


23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
Don't know. Hopefully not BANGBANGTANG 棒棒糖 (is this how it's written? whatever.)


24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
Yeap.


25. Will you woo no. 3?
No.


26. How about 7?
No. Not les.


27. Is no. 4 single?
Should be. Why do you need to know? O__O


28. What is the surname of no. 5?
Koh. 古.


29. What is a hobby of no. 10?
Being sarcastic?


31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
NUS- University.


32. Talk about something for no. 1.
Recently found out that she's goth.


33. Have you tried developing feelings for no. 8?
How about no?


34. Where does no. 9 live?
In HongKong.


35. What colour does no. 4 like?
Green.


36. Are no. 1 and 5 best friends?
No. They hardly know each other?


37. Does no. 1 have any pets?
Don't think so. Do you?


38. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
She'll be screaming no if she reads this.


39. What is no. 10 doing now?
Sleeping?


39... what a strange number to end at.
The sentence structure of the questions stinks.



Monday, November 17, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

Ginny's birthday~
Happy BIRTHDAY! lols.
君の Happy Birthday
君の未来に幸あれ~


神様の プレゼント!!
Present from GOD~
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Rofl.




Saturday, November 15, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

I've actually started on the holiday assignments.
Miracle, gosh.
But as usual, easiest go first, English.
Gonna do the book review ASAP.
Reading Le Petit Prince xD
Boring holidays. No chalet?
I think I'm mad.
I've actually all of a sudden liking the drawing of the Pokemon manga.



Tuesday, November 11, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

Tegoshi's birthday.
Hm.
Last of the NewS members' birthdays in a year.
And the last of the NewS members' birthdays since he is the youngest now.

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And some were wondering why I said he is a she. Tsk.
I shan't be mean to him.

His solo at the Pacific concert.
When he still sounded really great...
Ah well.
Tegoshi did well here. HERE.
And I'm serious.
Better than any of those random taiwan idols some are crazy over.
Ai Nante~




Saturday, November 08, 2008 @ 2:09 am

xD
Finally got my sis to send me this.
This ain't meant to offend anyone. Just for sheer entertainment.
If you feel uncomfortable at any point, feel free to either close this window or move to the washroom to be sick. Or something.

HOW TO BE IRRITATING DURING EXAMINATIONS
Ever had this crazy desire to stand out during examinations?
Here are some ways you may or may not want to try out.

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min., stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "F*** this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the Phantom of the Opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. -inappropriate for underaged teens-


25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.



Friday, November 07, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
CHIBI MASSU!
xD
The infant when he was really an infant.

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Monday, November 03, 2008 @ 10:00 pm

RYO'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYO!
The creepy poison tongue/psychotic smile/shuai bao le.

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And an amazing performance here. But no guitar this time.
Can't find the Pacific concert one which is better.
There's the link though. Totally recommended.
CODE LINK CLICK HERE xD




The proof of you advancing one or two steps further than me
Has been etched like an embossed carving which has broken the silence
I see you laughing loudly at someone else's jokes
as if you're enjoying yourself, but it's all an act
But because I want to see your smile, I swallow my words down

『☆#%◎…』
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)

For me who wants more than what I have now
Am I like a kid who knows nothing about the world?
Am I being admonished for waiting for something to be given to me
rather than pursuing it for myself?
It's fine even if there's a constraint such as "there is no such thing as 'eternity'"
I'd still want the both of us to shine
Even if it's only for an instant

『☆#%◎…』
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)

I'll show you that I can protect all the elements that make you you
No matter what happens, I'll be by your side
I'll snatch all the elements of your sadness away
So believe a little bit more in love
In love, in love

『☆#%◎…』
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)

The overflowing words that I boldly said
Should have been "I love you"
But once again the instructions from my brain unconsciously
Turned it into a code that is mine and mine alone

『☆#%◎…』
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)

If I wear my feelings upon my sleeve
Will there be a day when these feelings will reach you?
Will I be someone that you can boast about to someone else?
Because you're here
It feels as though anything can come true
So my love will reach you won't it?
My love will...

I'll show you that I can protect all the elements that make you you
No matter what happens, I'll be by your side
I'll snatch all the elements of your sadness away
With all the love [that I have]
All the love I have

『☆#%◎…』
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah...)



Sunday, November 02, 2008 @ 2:56 pm

My sis's crazy.
She and her bunch of uni friends decided to dress up durign Halloween.
Everyone else was bloodish and/or creepy (there was a Darth Vader LOLS poor guy. roast in the suit. He had a box hanged on his neck and when you press one of the buttons, it's go COME OVER TO THE DARK SIDE or AAAARRRGGHH. Roflmaowtime)
And guess what?
My sis dressed up as Bob the Builder.
In a way it's creepy because she is probably the last person to dress up as Bob but really, that was seriously strange.
And they walked around Singapore dressed up as creepy creatures(and Bob).
Apparently there were lots of people who came up to them to take some photos.
And there were loads of other (odd) people dressed up at Clarke quay.
Tsk.

Yesterday went out for supper with family.
Sis drove us to the Macs near NUS. Apparently it's because she needs to practise on the road to her school.
We were there from 9+ to 11.30pm.
And I, being a total pig, ate a fish burger, tons of fries, 3/4 of a grilled chicken foldover and McFlurry.
Couldnt finish the Mcflurry.
Brainfreeze xD.

Didn't do tuition homework. Went to class and when Ms Angie asked why -insert a large number- people didn't do work.
And practically everyone's excuse was EH MS ANGIE! WEDNESDAY GOT O LEVEL CHINESE PAPER!!
Yeah I'm sure all of them were really hardworking and mugged pure chinese for the past two weeks.
Geez.
Two new china girls sat beside me today and ohmy they were freaking irritating talking and squealing loudly.
And the room was rather empty today compared to last week where me and XinYi had to sit on stools and did the work on the teacher's table. = no seats.
Tsk.
Ah Jiao terminated last week so now it's me alone still surviving in class.
Gets really boring.
Especially when there are annoying prats next to you.
Ugh.